Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Did Sarah Palin Shoot JR?

Did Sarah Palin shoot JR, the fictional character from the TV series Dallas?

Over the course of the week, Palin has been described by 'pundit' Chris Matthews* as being Qaddafi like but I personally feel that main stream media is missing the true story here.  That some how Sarah Palin manipulated the time barriers and managed to cross into the fictional universe of the Ewing Family and shoot the beloved TV character Jr Ewing, jnr, her motive is unknown.

Was Matthews really channeling his long standing theory that Palin is really some sort of dark force, Alaska's answer to Fu Manchu? At least, that is what Matthews is imploring us all to think, what would Ed Schult'z decency law make of that?

What do you think about Sarah Palin? Is it unfair to say she is responsible for the shooting of JR as much as she is responsible for the Tuczon shootings? Let me know what you think on the comments section at the bottom of the page.

Not only did Palin 'shoot' JR, she also orchestrated the Hollywood Actors Strike that followed the airing of the episode,  in a dick dastardly fashion to deprive the American people and viewers all over the world, of knowing the true identity of the assailant.  What a sadist. Makes her initiative to cull the number of cutesy fluffy wolves look like a walk in the park, wait lets make that a "walk in the wolverine free park".

Not everyone wants to end up like this poor soul
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To my knowledge, Muammar al-Gaddafi has not yet discovered the power of time travel so the comparison between Palin and Gaddafi is unfounded. 

So, does this inadvertently prove that Matthews was referring to the time travel theory, rather than accusing Palin of being an all out sponsorer of terrorism? I presume that is what Matthews meant when he said Qaddafi is Palin like. that Palin is some how like Qaddafi. Even his guests were a little dismayed at the comparison. (They might of been comfortable with a 'Sarah Palin is like Adolf Hitler)

Although Qaddafi's bizzare dress sense does suggest that he went back in time and stole Michael Jackson's act, as shown by

Perhaps one of the most indicant quotes to come from Qaddafi is as follows:
"All of the great prophets of modern times have come from the desert; Mohammed, Jesus and myself."  October 1988.

I suppose some where there is a quote that resembles Qaddafi's, where else would Matthews get the comparison from?

Alas, I couldn't find the elusive quote but I believe it goes something like this and if it doesn't, I made it all up and you can print it as gospel.

"All of the great prophets of modern times have come from the desert (Sandpoint, Idaho) Robinson, Stein and myself"

If I was a conspiracy theorist (Hey I just play one on the internet) I would say that Palin must have discovered time travel and must have shot JR, why? Because quite clearly the link between Qaddafi's speech where he uses the word 'desert' and Palin being born in sandpoint is no co-incidence.

*Matthews, described by  his fans, all five of them, as something resembling a beacon of truth and justice, in between wiping the spittle off his chin.


Of course if you believe any of this you are quite possibly moronic, or according to the Supreme Court "Intellectually disadvantaged".  Thank you for reading this.


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Anonymous said...

If Sarah Palin has a time machine there is no stopping her.

Anonymous said...

If Palin shot JR she should have shot Gadaffi too!

Anonymous said...

yes but is she really a froot loop?

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows JR shot Bambi.

Anonymous said...

Yeah and if JR really shot Bambi that Brit bloke, the nerdy chef who is always on TV, ate it.